Sunday, November 24, 2013

Week thirteen: Gold, red, and Christmas.

Killing time at Edion
Welcome back everyone, and I hope your week went well. Another week gone, another one beginning. We're rounding into finals already, and my last real day of class is next week. Holy crap, right? Insanity! So wish me luck on just getting through and staying motivated.
On the weekdays this week, we decided to utilize our free time by exploring various parts of Hirakata, ones we travel to less often than the main area by the station. This included going to lots of weird shops (clothes, DVDs and books, food places, wherever), and just enjoying the sights of our not-so-little town. I will miss this town, even if it's kinda "small". It's homey.

Friday we went out for drinks down at Toriki again, had another good night with some awesome people I'm really going to miss. It's sad to become a regular knowing you're going to have to stop. On our way back from here around 1, we ran into two of our awesome RAs and decided to kill time with them, which was also a very good time. I hope they come to visit, they are really some of the most down-to-earth people (something that seems so rare these days).

Kinkakuji
Saturday two of my friends and I headed out to Kinkakuji (the Golden Pavilion) in Kyoto, and the weather was almost perfect--a little chilly, but in the sun it was lovely. It was packed, because this weekend was the "ideal" time to see the maple leaves changed over, but even after fighting with the massive crowds of both pushy tourists and grumpy locals, it was still gorgeous. Thankfully we got there when the sun was shining, before the clouds moved in, and this is the best time to see it, so it can reflect into the water. I'd recommend checking the weather before you go, or going early in the day before clouds have a chance to move in.

Kiyomizudera at night
After Kinkakuji, we headed to Kiyomizudera to meet up with our friends, because in November and December, Kiyomizudera does an illuminations show to showcase the beautiful maple leaves (and the awesome temple). It's incredible popular, as the crowds showed. We, unfortunately, had to take the bus from hell (the public bus around Kyoto)--the bus was PACKED, butts to butts with every seat taken, which means it was warm, and the ride took forever through the 5 o'clock traffic. Kinkakuji is pretty far out there in Kyoto, so it took a solid hour bus ride (standing, getting jostled around), and then another 30 minute walk from where we got off. Then you head up the hill-that-never-ends to Kiyomizu, which was incredibly packed, and managed to maneuver (cut) past the lines until we got forced into the line to buy tickets halfway up the mountain. Luckily, this only took about 20 minutes of waiting (if that) to get up and inside the temple. But holy crap. It was insane how packed this place was. It was a constant shoving/squishing/boob-to-arm/ew-was-that-what-I-think-it-was/packed ordeal, with lots of foreigners but even more Japanese of all ages.

However, the view was totally, completely worth it. My camera couldn't capture the beauty of the leaves, the temple, the night sky, or the city in the background, but my friends camera did do a great job, so I'm featuring it at the end of the blog with complete credit to him. It was totally worth it, so if you're here in the fall, you have to go see it. I'm so sad I won't be here to see the cherry blossoms line the temple though! After reuniting with my friends (after completely losing them at the temple), we found a place to eat that was a lot like Sukiya (the meat/rice bowl place that's like the Japanese McDonald's), enjoyed our meal, and then went and grabbed some incredible, delicious parfaits. My parfait was a "Cookies and Cream Cheese"...which was delicious, but it did have a weird part--halfway down, past the cookies and cream ice cream part, was this strange lump of what I guess was literally frozen cream cheese? I ate it and at first was off-put because it tasted like frozen sour cream, but once dumped in the chocolate layer below it was good...so yeah, that was weird.
Inside Loft, the huge weird store

Japanese Santa!
Today we went to Umeda to see all the Christmas decorations, and it was a great day out. One of our RAs came out with us too, which was a lot of fun. We got Starbucks, enjoyed the gorgeous fall weather (60s), and shopped...for hours. It's easy to do in a lot of these massive 6-7 floored places, because that means there is a ton of stuff to see and try to understand (like how grocery shopping, at first, can take forever because you spend so much time just trying to figure out what the heck things are). It was a lot of fun though, and I even found a cute Kiki's Delivery Service cat plushie I had been looking for. Yay! We headed to Umeda's Floating Garden Building and their Christmas Market, which was German/Norwegian themed, which oddly enough...was mostly run by white people? Everyone working at the booths were white, selling goods and products, from kanzake (warm sake) and hot chocolate in Christmas mugs, to incense and Christmas ornaments. It was really strange. It was pretty though, decked out in Christmas lights, and we even got a picture with Japanese Santa! We went up to the top of the Sky Garden, which is very lovers themed, with lovers locks you can get engraved and hang (like the famous one in Paris), and romantic two-person seats overlooking the city. It was really pretty to see the city at night, and strangely enough it wasn't too cold (or windy), and the overall architecture of the place is pretty awesome. They gave us stars to write and hang our wishes up, and it was all very cute. Worth a visit at night. We grabbed some very tasty ramen nearby--one that even I really liked--before heading on home. It's always weird to be in the ramen shop, trying to tackle the dilemma of eating very hot noodles which require slurping to cool down, and fighting the beaten-in-manner of slurping being rude. It's something I struggle with, and usually leaves me with at least a partially burnt tongue.
Ramen and fried rice

I'm still in disbelief that this whole amazing adventure will be ending soon, and I will miss Japan so incredibly much. I will miss their wonderful people who don't laugh at you even when you crash into walls or poles, I will miss the fact that they don't smell even when they've been outside sweating profusely, and I will miss their curious expressions at almost everything foreigners do.

Random~~

Suicide forest by Mt. Fuji in Tokyo
I can't believe I haven't mentioned the Japanese suicide forest yet. In Tokyo, there's a (do I really want to call it "famous"?) forest called Aokigahara Jukai, or "Sea of Trees", and it is known for people killing themselves there. The numbers are hard to track because police believe wild animals often get to the corpses before they are able to, but in 2010 alone, police records show that 247 people made suicide attempts in the forest, with 54 people succeeding. Unfortunately, the number is believed to be much higher. Japan's suicide rate is finally declining however. In 2012, 27,766 people killed themselves — a decrease of 2,885 or 9.4 percent from 2011 and falling to a level below 30,000 for the first time since 1997. The number translates into more than 70 people killing themselves a day or three people taking their lives every hour — significantly higher than the 0.5 deaths every hour caused by traffic accidents. The number of suicides in Japan per 100,000 people is two to three times higher than it is in the United States and Britain. Among the eight developed countries, Japan’s suicide rate is the second highest after Russia (The Japan Times). In this forest, the police have mounted signs reading "Your life is a precious gift from your parents," and "Please consult the police before you decide to die!" on trees throughout. There's a documentary my friend watched on this that I still have to watch, but I don't recommend watching it (or even looking up Google images like I just did) unless you have a strong stomach, because it is pretty graphic.

Overall, they have been trying (and beginning to succeed, perhaps) with deterring people from committing suicide, not just in this forest but across Japan. We all know that throughout history, suicide has not just been not frowned upon, it was often glorified (seppuku samurai death and kamakazi fighters) as a way of taking responsibility or of showing honor, so except for a few times during the Meiji period suicide was never illegal, nor is there a religious deterrent (to the mostly atheist population). But now they are trying to show people that this is not the way to go. It is an interesting, horrible battle they fight with their society, and it is one that I hope they will overcome one day. Just the other weekend, suicide or not, there was a "human accident" in Osaka on one of the train lines that caused the trains to be shut down for three hours. There are massive fines for the families of those who commit suicide on certain Tokyo train lines (because of the massive amounts of money it takes to fix the "accident" and to all those who rely on the trains promptness). Just something to ponder.

Also, I'm now curious to look into Buddhists and their views on suicide. I know most of Japan is atheist now anyway, but you have to wonder what their parents think or what the official ruling is on suicide, especially if it's supposed to be a "respect your body/respect your life" kind of feeling. Hm. More on that next week perhaps.

If you didn't see some of my link posts, GOD I LOVE JAPAN. There is a cat island, and also a bunny island. Now I must go see these places. http://www.amusingplanet.com/2013/01/okunoshima-rabbit-island.html

Mkay, I think that about wraps this up, I need to head to bed anyway. Until next time everyone, mata ne, and have a very Happy Thanksgiving! Eat until you puke for me, and I am so thankful for all of you for taking the time to read my blogs, to look at my pictures, to think of me for even a moment, and know that I am so thankful for everyone and everything in my life. I live a fantastic, beautiful, and amazing life, and I know I would not be who I am, would not have all the opportunities I do, or even smile like I can, without all of you. Thank you and have an amazing holiday, yay America!

PS--Prayers to my mom, too, who has been sick this week with viral meningitis and is dealing with stupid Health Central, would be appreciated. I hope she feels better as soon as humanly possible, and knows I would be there toting on her if I could. <3

Osaka at night, Sky Garden view


Kinkakuji!
Friday night drinks at Toriki







Sources:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2013/02/04/editorials/suicide-rate-in-decline/#.UpIj3-L9XTo
Chicken wing in a bag?
http://www.tokyotimes.com/2012/suicide-in-japan-exceeds-30000-for-14th-year/
Cookies and Cream Cheese Parfait
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2011/06/26/general/inside-japans-suicide-forest/#.UpIijOL9XTo

Piza-man steamed pizza bun at the conbini--delish!

Credit to Cody Golden! Kiyomizudera

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Three months in: Japan--the bad, the good, and...did that guy just grab your nuts?

Hey everyone! We are now officially three months in, and I will go home in a month and two days! Time has seriously flown by, and it keeps whizzing by. But whatever, moving on, because I had a pretty fun weekend after long, crappy weekdays.

School has been whatever, I've been struggling through Japanese--it moves super rapidly here, covering two chapters every week and a half, including tests and vocabulary quizzes. They kind of have a "one style of learning" feel here, a strictly oral "you better pick this up" style. My sensei is an awesome person, but I'm definitely not picking things up like I normally do, and I think a lot of this is due to my being a hard reading and writing style of learner and everything we do in class is strictly audio learning. Not making excuses, just stating what I see. Classes are interesting, and my professors are pretty good--I like one better than the other, but what can you do. I got a 98% on that midterm paper I pulled off the day before after Tokyo, and I get my other midterms back this week so fingers crossed. And I registered for classes for next semester at USF, woohoo! Starting to get into my economics classes, so the workload might be a pain, and I got a Friday class, boo, but it's over early in the morning so whatever. Now I just have to start hunting for an apartment over by campus and my life is set. Anywho...

Friday night we went out to Kyoto to bar hop, and it was a pretty good time. When you start getting toward the bigger cities, you tend to forget that oh yeah, now people can understand me. We had a few funny examples of this Friday night in Kyoto: on the way there, we were discussing my cousin's story about the lady who ripped out her uterus in jail, and about my other friend who had her grandma's uterus fall out, and a lady (as she was getting off the train) turned and looked at us with such horror in her suddenly wide eyes, and gave me the most disgusted face I've ever seen a Japanese person muster. It was hilarious. And later, while searching for a bar or place to go, my friends were standing around debating about Hoeegarden, and this Japanese businessman stopped, stared, and laughed at us, and I was like, "Oh man, he's judging us," and he turned to me, looked me directly in the eyes, nodded and said, "Yes!" while laughing. Always catches you off guard.

Another drunken business man and his friend saw us and, realizing we were white, shouted, "Hello! Good Evening!" at us. He proceeded to shake all of our hands, going in and out of English and Japanese, comparing our hand warmth, and eventually (after asking him where it's cheap to drink), he started getting weirder--making masturbation motions, asking us if we wanted to see nipples (we're pretty sure he was trying to ask us if we all--me and my three guy friends--wanted to go to a strip club, or to have sex with each other, one of those), grabbing something out of his butt, and doing God knows what. This entire experience just would have been creepy and unpleasant if not for the last moment that saved it: as he was saying goodbye, he shook all of our hands again, and then for my last friend (the one who had been trying to speak Japanese to him), he daftly reached down and scooped my friend's man parts in his hands and walked away, laughing hysterically. Moral of this hilarious story? Weird drunk business people exist in every country, so keep your nuts tight to your body.

We finally found a bar with fairly reasonable prices, an Irish pub with way too many white people and the staff speaking good English, but it was still fun. They had three "half pints" of beer (or something like that, smaller cups), 3 for $8, and I instead opted for 2 Irish Car Bombs and a Pina Colada. I do love these drinks so. However, like always, the trains stop at midnight, and we finished our last drinks at 11:55pm. So an all nighter it would be--we grabbed some more drinks at the conbini before heading to the nearby McDonald's. This is something that is so classic odd Japan: we stayed there all night after grabbing some food, camped out in the upstairs part of the restaurant. What makes this so weird is that we definitely weren't the only ones--when we got there, there was already several people camped up by the outlets, trying to get comfortable. Oddly enough, McDonald's lets people stay, but they come around every hour or so and if you're laying down (instead of sitting up, or having your head down on the table) or have your feet up on the booth or on the chair in front of you, they shake you and tell you to stop. The crowd was mixed, with some business people, a young band, some guys in their 20s, and strangely not really anyone who looked homeless. The scene in the picture is just so quintessentially Japanese: the guy passes out, wallet fully open on the table, and another guy leaves behind a different wallet a few hours later on the booth next to them, but everyone sees the wallets and just keeps going. It's so reassuring, and something I love about Japan: if you forget something somewhere, you have extremely high odds of it either still being right where you left it, or having it turned in by someone else.

See his wallet? This guy was super weird though.
Anyway! I guess, if this is the alternative to getting an Internet Cafe, I'd take the Internet Cafe, because someone shaking me awake every hour or so would really get on my nerves. At least at the Internet Cafe you can stretch out on a recliner and throw a blanket over your head for some peace. The dumb thing is, most clubs here close around 1am, which leaves you with no options but to take a taxi or wait it out somewhere if you wait until 1--which, uhm, call me young but that seriously isn't late. It doesn't really make sense, but some students have found some clubs that stay open until 5am or later to provide a place for people to party until the trains start up again. My friend's birthday is in the beginning of December so that'll be when we first go clubbing, more on that when the time comes.
Saturday, recovering from Friday, I just kept it quiet and went out exploring the other half of Hirakata we never see. We got KFC for the first time, and it was one heck of a chicken sandwich, but the chicken boxes were insane. The Christmas special is a 12-piece original fried chicken with a chocolate cake and a side or two...for $40. If that isn't high, then by God I don't understand. Our chicken sandwich and (tiny) fry and drink was $6, but I'm not complaining because it was good and about the average price for a meal anywhere in Japan (or home, for that matter, it's usually just a little bit bigger). They were playing some delightful Christmas tunes though, which is always fun, especially before Thanksgiving (since, ya know, that doesn't exist here). We went to Don Qui Hote again, meandered around, found some cheap omiyage and kept our night simple. Very good.

Today my friend and I went to Fushimi Inari Shrine, the famous shrine with the million gates. It was really pretty, and the weather today was as perfect as I could ever ask--around 60 degrees and sunny. The climb up the mountain was still hot because of the physical exertion, but it was a nice hike anyway. It's so orange and bright and pretty, it's a really nice change from a lot of the concrete or gray buildings you see around Japan.

After Fushimi Inari and shopping around (with some really good deals on some great omiyage, yay, I'm almost done buying stuff!), we headed to Arashiyama. Arashiyama is famous for the bamboo forest and their bridge, and it was a really bumping town. There were tons of shops and food places, and it was still somehow quaint and cute. The forest was cool and beautiful, and my camera doesn't do it justice. It was pretty crowded but somehow it didn't bother me that much, probably because of how nice the forest was. There's a zen-temple near here too that you have to pay an entrance fee for, and my friend had done it the time before and was annoyed that he did it at all because it had nothing special on the other side, so do that at your own risk. But, these two places we went to were great because both of them were free, so that's always awesome. The bridge they're famous for (picture at the end of this post), Togetsukyo, was pretty and would be a pretty sweet date spot. It's famous for the cherry blossoms in the spring, which I'm unfortunately not going to see. We then grabbed some light food here and I got some delicious karage, mm. Also, do ya know how hard it is to find mayo in a bottle outside of the grocery store? They put it on everything, but you really can't find it. I have possibly ranted about this before, but the place I ate today did have some available, and it was great to finally have a ketchup/mayo mix on my chicken. Nom nom nom!

And now, here we are! It was a good weekend overall, and it made up for my less-than-perfect week. I know I'm saying it in every blog, but God--I'm leaving in a month. I can't believe it! I'm already so sad about so many things, from my awesome friends and the amazing people I've met this semester, to all the funny and beautiful things about this country. Ah! I can't even think about it. Not yet.

Random~~

29 Wonderfully Cute And Quirky Japanese Mascots 4
Hikonyan, the mascot for Hikone Castle
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Tama, the Station Master for Kishi Station
I love fall colors
Japan loves mascots. They have them for anything you can think of: prefectures, cities, airports, wherever. They are usually adorable little cartoons, which they have people come out in costume and advertise for. I love this about Japan, because it does make certain places and things more memorable. This is also where my lovely little Kumamon comes from (from the Kumamoto Prefecture), and a bunch of other friendly, recognizable faces. You can find them at train stations, on different products, on maps, with statues and on advertisements. Recently, Fukushima Inc. came out with a new mascot, Fukuppy. This, hilarious as it is, has been all over the Japan Times as another great bad-translation from Japanese to English. They haven't officially changed it yet, just released a statement of apology for any offense they might have caused, but yeah. See more about that here: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/in-pictures-fukuppy-and-other-japanese-mascots-8886161.html , and more about some adorable mascots here: http://sobadsogood.com/2013/03/15/29-wonderfully-cute-and-quirky-japanese-mascots/

There's also a cat, Tama, who is the official station master at Kishi Station. She's adorable. She has also brought in tons of tourism to the little town because of people wanting to see her. Not a bad way of bringing people to your area, as long as you find some way to reel them in farther than that.

Fun fact: considering the amount of old people in Japan, they have one of the most shockingly low rates of Alzheimer's disease, leaving many scientists to question what exactly causes AD.

Japanese people only ever use one side of the door. When a door is like a French door, both sides opening, they still almost always have one side locked, so everyone has to funnel through the one side anyway. This is both frustrating and confusing, because if someone is coming from the other direction you have to wait, and you often look dumb and extra foreign when you go to shove the other side and are bounced back by the lock. I have no idea why they do this.

Okay, well that's it for this week. Everything is going all right for the most part, and I hope everything is going well for you all out there too. This week we have to try to go by Costco with one of our RA's who has the card so we can try to find stuff to make for our little "Thanksgiving Feast" here. Strangely, they sell turkey legs at a lot of festivals, but we haven't been able to find any turkey (and most Japanese people have never had turkey), so we're going to see if we can find any, or if we can find a good substitute for it. Anyone ever try freezing a rotisserie chicken and cooking it at another time? And because their ham here tastes like HAM OFF THE HAM (ya know, where it kinda tastes hammy?) instead of like, normal sliced lunch-meat ham, I'm tempted to pour honey and sugar on it and cook it and see what happens, like a ghetto honey ham. Eh? Obviously the domestic goddess doesn't live in me, but I'll let you know how it all turns out.

Until next time, have a great week, mata ne!
I found Gatorade!

This sign always makes me laugh and I don't know why

Togetsukyo Bridge, Arashiyama





Shrine outside of Fushimi Inari
Tim Tam--a delicious candy from Australia, recommended by my roommate. So good!
Fushimi Inari

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Week eleven: Remember to just click "hai" at 7-Eleven when buying alcohol

Ohayou everyone! Welcome to the conclusion of yet another weekend in Japan. We are all starting to truly get antsy and worried because we're rapidly approaching the one-month-left mark, and while we know we've accomplished a lot since we've been here, I don't think any of us are quite ready to say goodbye. I'm kind of torn--I'm ready to go home for a month, see everyone I miss and love (and eat a ton), but I could stay in Japan for a bit longer, see the changing of the seasons. But I do miss my family and my cats and food and my friends, and I really am excited to see it all.
Karaoke Nomihoudai

This week flew by in an exhausted blur as I recovered from Tokyo, crammed in two midterms, and prepare for the onslaught of work coming up in the next week. I hardly even remember what happened in school this week...probably not a good sign, but at least I'm caught up on my sleep again.

My adorable 980 yen hoodie, so soft!
Friday night we did a nomihoudai up at a karaoke bar, mostly just hung out, talked, drank, had a good time. Saturday I went out to Osaka again to go shopping with my friends, and had some successful times finding some very cute things. One forgets how soothing shopping can be, but there is nothing better than finding something cute and wonderful, especially for a good price. Clothing can actually be reasonably priced here, if you look in the right places--Avail and Shimamura (the two clothing stores about 5 minutes from where I live) have the widest variety of sizes and prices, and are kind of like the Ross and TJ Maxx of Japan, I feel. I found a nice hoodie with Japanese on it (an incredibly rare find, trust me) for $9.80! Plus they have tons of winter coats--long, butt covering, thick jackets--for around $30. I'm trying to hold out and see how cold it gets, hopefully it doesn't get too deathly here so I don't have to break on a jacket I probably won't get to use as much in Florida.

Host boys in action, Dotonbori, Osaka
Anyway, Osaka is always a good time, lots of people watching and good food and good things. While my friends were still inside shopping, I sat outside of Dotonbori's H&M and watched all the host club guys soliciting, some different performers--including a guy who had a Ray Charles robot he had performing songs, and I never get tired of people watching. Found Tim-Tam's (the delicious Australian version of a Kit-Kat-like-thing), and two weird versions of Kit-Kat's, woohoo! My souvenir pile is getting kind of big, it's making me worried about what I'm going to have to throw away in order to take everything home... But Christmas is gonna be awesome. I'm pumped to give everyone their stuff.

I have a new love of these chocolate covered almonds, they are delicious. And at the Chinese restaurants they give you this little bowl of fatty looking broth, and you pour it on your fried rice and it's delicious. Gives it just the hint of chicken, and it's so good, trust me. My mom just sent me a care package, and I'm SO EXCITED! So a shout out to my wonderful mom, who shouldn't have spent what she did on me, but I love her so much and thank you! I'm going to get so fat and it's going to make Thanksgiving as close to perfect as I can get without being there with you guys.

It's getting dark here at like, 4:15ish now, and I am now 14 hours ahead of the East coast because of the Daylight Savings Time switch. It's also getting cold--not so bad this week, actually pretty nice with highs in the 60s and lows in the upper 50s--but next week is highs in the 50s lows in the 40s. So much for "fall weather"...

Random~~

They have so many weird, random no picture rules in Japan. A lot of stores won't allow pictures, plus a lot of places you really don't expect. Big "important" statues of Buddha aren't supposed to have their picture taken, and even this kitty (below) wasn't supposed to have its picture taken for whatever reason (and they're serious, they learn how to say "No photo!" even in English, and pretty much always catch you--I was caught for this, but at least I got it anyway). 

Kitty on sale in Osaka
Looked like regular DSH...for $1,290
Braces in Japan are insanely priced because they aren't covered by their national health insurance. I've heard figures all across the board from Japanese people and from researching online--from $7,000 to $15,000, depending on how badly your teeth are messed up, how long they have to be on, where you live, and how old you are. These reasons and more are why Japanese people normally don't get braces, and I really think it's awful that they don't--I genuinely don't know how they live normal or healthy lives when they have such bad crowding or teeth overlapping almost entirely other teeth (how do you brush properly?). I'm not hating on Japan's healthcare...except I'm hating on it. I know braces are expensive everywhere, but it seems ridiculous to have it be all but entirely out of reach for such an advanced country with such a large economy.

Cars and car insurance also have weird rules too, which is why they so often have new cars. The costs of taxes on cars that are over three years old are actually so high that most people just put a new down payment on another car and start over again, something you can read about in more detail here. It's actually pretty confusing, and really weird, but once I heard about this it makes sense--you hardly ever see "old" cars on the road, and you certainly never see things with scratches, chipped paint, or dents. My poor old Jaguar would have been banished into the pits of Hell here. http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/buying-a-used-car-in-japan-what-to-keep-in-mind

They are super lax about alcohol here, seriously. I've been "ID'd" once since I've been here, and not for age, but for a student discount. They ID'd my Japanese friend, but that's only happened once, and my other friend got ID'd for cigarettes once. Those beer vending machines actually don't require an ID or anything to swipe, you literally go up, order the thing, click if you are or are not 20, then receive alcohol. At 7-Eleven, the machine just pops up in front of you and asks if you are 20, which you have to answer yes to--there isn't an "iie"/no button (so they usually reach around and click it for us because we didn't realize it at first), and that's it. No questions, no second glances, just purchase. Kind of weird, kind of disappointing.


Inside Japan's Pleasure HotelsLove hotels, or "rabuho" (ラブホ) for short, are hotel rooms that can be rented hourly, or nightly, and are primarily for couples to get some "alone" time. A large percentage of Japanese people live with their parents until they're in their late 20s (and this percentage is growing, and extending to older ages), waiting until they're either married or until they have to move out to go to school far away, all because of the high costs of housing in Japan and a slumping economy that makes it difficult to obtain a high-paying job. Because of the difficulty of sneaking someone past mom back to their thin-walled, small rooms to have privacy, love hotels were born. It's usually pretty easy to spot love hotels, because they're made to stand out amongst the crowds of buildings--they can be themed, or extravagant, or just basic. They have various themes: Christmas, castles, American, Underwater; you name it, they have it. They often go for around 8,000 yen for an overnight stay, or resting during the day can be about 3,000 yen cheaper. Most offer packages of 3 hours, 6 hours, or 12 hours, all for various rates, similar to how the Internet Cafes do it. They offer erotic movies, a large bed, nice bathrooms, whatever. They are made to very anonymous,  and some even have special features that make it easier to cheat if you're having an affair (a telephone that makes different sounds in the background, so it seems like you're at the office, or a train station, or wherever). It's one of these weird-Japan things, and every time you stumble somewhere and you think you're kind of lost, you'll run into one of these.

Perverts in Japan...I know this is something I keep coming back to, but the more I hear about it the angrier I get. They have this huge problem with sex and porn and perverts, and yet I feel like not enough is being done about it still. In Japan, they're taught to always be polite, quiet, conservative. While there is a trend away from this with a lot of young people, it still reigns over most of Japan, so when a guy is rubbing your butt on the train, most girls sit there and kind of just take it. If you talk to young girls now, they just say it has happened, but that they don't do anything. I can't imagine just letting some dude violate you and not say anything, or hit him or shout or something. The police are now trying to get girls to make sure they point and shout, "chikan!" (pervert) whenever it happens, as a way of public shaming, but they are finding it difficult to get it to actually work.
Pervert warning sign in Tokyo
And while I understand how it happens sometimes on accident--like in Tokyo, during rush hour, when we were so packed in I literally had my friend (thank God he's gay) packed in directly against my butt, no room to shift so I couldn't feel all his business, another lady pressed up against me (where I accidentally touched her butt, several times, when I felt the urge to sneeze from her hair in my nose and tried to move her hair from my face)--fine, I get that. But there is an obvious difference between groping and accidental touching. There are no excuses, but it goes in with their sex-packed culture, men reading porn at every corner, openly, looking at sex manga on the train casually. I'm not saying it has to all become completely prudish, but there has to be some sort of line drawn somewhere, at some time. There are all the maid/whatever cafes, but in Tokyo's "red light" district that my friends visited, they also had scenarios that kind of appealed to what people desired--a situation where you picked the girl out who pretended to be an innocent school girl on a train, and you pick her out that way, leering through the next train over. I'm not sure where to draw the line with freedom and liberty, but perhaps it just has to be a big enough punishment for actually doing these things that it matters? I think I'm going to write my paper on women in Japan, based on things like salary and expectations, sex and harassment, stalking and murder. We'll see!

On that note though, Tokyo subways were crazy, super packed during bad hours, and a lot more rough than the ones in Osaka or Kyoto. More shaky and jerky than ours here, and a lot of times smelled worse, too. We didn't encounter any packers though (the people that shove people into the trains), but I felt like I was living in a clown car, staring through the crowd of people, seeing people all but flopping on top of us as they tried to swim their way through us to get on the subway. It was horrible. But they were just about as quiet or as loud as the Osaka people, depending on the time of day, with just as many drunks. I think they just like to hate on each other.

It is kind of weird, too, that many of their police officers don't carry weapons (yes, some of them do carry guns, but not always), and are generally not a very intimidating bunch of people. They seem all right, but like they have too much free time considering they do still have problems--they make frequent bicycle stops, and ask for your residence card (as a foreigner on a bike, there are huge rules surrounding it--it's like stealing a car pretty much), the sticker of proof for the bike registration, whatever. You aren't allowed, legally, to have two people on a bike at a time, and various other stupid rules that they actually stop you for--especially as a foreigner. Kind of frustrating but cops will be cops...

View from my walk home, leaves changing finally!
When I was on my way to Tokyo, there was a vending machine at one of the rest stops that had hot foods available! They had some ramens, yaki-onigiri (the fried rice ball), tai-yaki (the fish shaped custard cake thing), and different things like that. Unfortunately I had forgotten my camera and wallet on the bus that time, and didn't see it again on the way back, but I forgot to mention how nifty that was. They also have all the coffee vending machines like we have, except when they come out, they come out pretty--I've even seen them come out with whipped cream, like at Starbucks. Other than the panty machines, and the cool game machines and the mango/banana machine, I haven't seen too many crazy vending machines. Vending machines of coffee and energy drinks and soda galore, but surprisingly not too many food or other kinds anywhere. Odd.

I'm never drying my clothes in the dryer here again. It's small and useless and things are always wet, 100 yen later. Instead, I threw my clothes around my room, blasted the heat, and left for the afternoon, and everything was nice and crisp when I returned. Perfect!

Killa KT v. THE SQUATTER;
Round one: KT 1; Squatter 0
Imagine: you have already broken the seal after the all you can drink. You are thirty minutes in to your walk home, and you still have another thirty to go. Salvation! You see a Lawson, shining at the top of the hill. You sprint (stumble?) there, hurrying in, praying to use it before your friend who has to attend to "other business" does. Then it's just you and the squatter, staring eye to eye, ready to battle. Yes, if you can't see what I'm getting at, I used my first squatter toilet the other night! I was quite a few drinks in and yet somehow I still managed not to pee everywhere! Points for me! It's weird being face level with this toilet paper, feeling like a caveman, holding onto this bar and praying not to fall over. I can't imagine doing something that takes uh, "longer time" there, or changing any feminine products, afraid my hand might get too close to the squatter or to the ground (which you so know is covered in pee). Also, I've gotten less headaches since I've been here, so therefore I'm blaming them on allergies to stuff in the states. Something there drives me crazy, I just don't know what.

I think that's about it, I've got to finish my dumb midterm and study for my lesson test in Japanese. Wish me luck, and I'll talk to you all next week! Have a good one until then. Ja, mata!

Pervy stuff everywhere
Huge porn section
Gotta love 'em

Anyone wanna flirt with them for exorbitant costs?
Ray Charles robot, Dotonbori, Osaka

Drankz--beer, peach mojitos, plum wine.

Christmas cakes are so expensive...

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Week ten: Going to sleep in Osaka and waking up in Tokyo

Ten is for Tokyo!

Hisashiburi forreal this time, everyone! Well, at least I have a good excuse this time. I just got back from Tokyo this morning at 7, and you should be proud--even after hardly any sleep on that dang night bus, I still went to both my classes, stayed (mostly) awake, began and finished my midterm for one of my classes, and uploaded my pictures while studying for my vocab quiz tomorrow, all without sleeping! Impressive, right? /zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Toshi (RA), Zach, me, Shara
/cough, Just kidding! Maybe. Well, let's get this thing started.

There was the Seminar House IV Halloween Party Tuesday! That was fun, lots of silly games put on by our wonderful RAs, and lots of delicious food from Costco <3 And I even won bingo, which is always a sign of a good day. I had to fit in all my homework I knew would be due while I was gone, so that wasn't very much fun, nor was packing. Wednesday everyone at Kansai Gaidai dressed up, which made for an interesting day--don't know why they didn't just dress up the next day, on actual Halloween, but whatever. These kids went all out, mostly because for so many of them it was their first Halloween. How sad! God. Well, at least they get to experience it now.

And then, that night, we headed out for Osaka station to catch the night bus. For our trip there we paid an extra $10 ($45 instead of $35) for what they call the "sleeper" seats, which ended up being like so: Three chairs, with a gap between each one, plus one against the window. They reclined much farther back, almost vertical (almost--kind of like a good recliner), and they even provided a fluffy little blanket, plus this bus had a bathroom. No power outlets, which sucks, but you win some you lose some. After picking up people in Kyoto (about a solid 45 minute bus ride), he finally shut off the lights, and we all curled up to go to sleep. I have officially decided, after scientific research (or, ya know, four rides back and forth on a bus) that the perfect equation to actually sleeping, thoroughly, on the night bus is this: two Benadryl's taken approximately 10 minutes before the lights get shut off + one 16 oz glass of alcohol (6% or higher) + something to wrap around your eyes + White Noise App = sleep! Otherwise, consider it all but impossible.

Tokyo Skytree
We woke up in Tokyo the next day at 6am, and decided to head over to the Tsukuji Fish Market. This is one of the largest fish markets in the world, and we all know how much I love fish, right? Hah. Anyway, it was kind of cool (I guess), to see all the horrible gore of chopping up little fishies and suffocating them. I don't want to sound like a hippie, but I'd like to just play ignorant and not know where my food comes from, so I'm glad I don't eat fish. It was smelly and violent and did I mention smelly? SO SMELLY. Whatever.

We headed over to Tokyo Skytree, now the highest building in Tokyo at over 2000 meters high, and for anyone who is planning on going, know that you technically should make a reservation. We only waited for an hour, but some days it gets sold out, especially if you go later in the day. It's $20 for adults to go up, and you probably will want to try to plan it around the weather. Since we knew it was going to be cloudy all weekend, we chose the best day we had, but it was still cloudy enough that we couldn't see too far out, and definitely too cloudy to see Fuji, which kinda sucked. For a mountain its size, it sure is elusive...
My bed at the hostel, first night

After Skytree we shopped around, got some cheap Chinese food for lunch, and looked around Akihabara for awhile. There are lots of electronic stores, video games and nerdy places, plus maid cafes galore if you're into that. Our friends had finally arrived, so we headed to our hostel to meet them there. Our hostel, Anne Hostel, was roughly $26 a night, and it wasn't that awful (despite what a headache check-in was because of our changing plans while making the reservation), considering how cheap it was. It was pretty central (right near Asakusa), and the first night I had a top bunk with a handful of my friends in a mixed room of 12 people. There were 9 in my party total (me being the only female), and for the remainder of my stay I was booked for a girl's room of 8 people. Honestly, I would have preferred having the room with my friends for a variety of reasons--not that any of the girls in my other room were skeevy or anything--but that would have kept my stuff at watch with others, and I would have been able to be woken up if my dumb iPod didn't go off (which it never does). But anyway! It was a pretty nice hostel, overall, with a little breakfast thing (toast, tea, hard-boiled/poached egg) in the morning, good facilities, all was dandy. My pillow was flat as a pancake but other than that, no complaints really.

Clockwise from me: Cody, Justin, Hideki
We went out for Halloween to Roppongi, and it was crazy there. My friend had already warned me about the men there being sketchy and being famous for taking people into a "second location" where the scam them, flat rob them, or God knows what else...but I had no idea how serious she was being. Everywhere you looked, there were Somalian men and other Africans shouting at you in a mix of English and Japanese, thick accented, grabbing at your arms, trying to get you to go into their bar/club/restaurant/shop. Everywhere. They would get close to you, shuffle around you, go for your shoulders, things that were just awful. I can't believe this is such a major issue there, but apparently it is, as there's signs everywhere warning you not to listen to anyone, never go to a second location, the whole Oprah spiel.

There were a lot of clubs and bars and people out, drinking and doing their own thing. Not like walking around somewhere in America on Halloween, because you're looking at a lot less skin, but it's definitely more than you normally see in Japan. Half of us split off to go to the bars, half went to the clubs. The bar nearby that had good reviews online was cool, but it was definitely an uh, older crowd--crawling with people, both Japanese and some obvious gaijin, in their late thirties, probably mid-fourties, all drunk and dancing and lurking on each other hard. It was both disgusting and hilarious (mostly horrifying though, but it was a good Halloween scare...), and a beer and a pina colada later, I was even propositioned to have sex with this middle-aged Japanese guy's also middle-aged, heavy-set girlfriend! When the butt-touching began, we decided it was time to meander elsewhere. We did meet some nice Canadians there too though, on vacation, who bonded with our Canadian (Adam), so that was cool at least. We bar hopped around, trying to find reasonable-but-not-too-sketchy places, got some Irish car bombs, and decided to get a drink from 7-11, some Wendy's, and just people watch. It was deliciously satisfying, hilarious, and an overall really good night. Trains in Tokyo stop at midnight as well, so we hauled (two) taxis back for the 6 of us, but it wasn't too unreasonable of a price--$26, split between three of us, so I didn't have to commit suicide later. A good night indeed!

Senso-ji
The next day we went around the corner from our hostel to Senso-ji, the famous big ol' lantern temple. It, like so many other things in Japan right now, is under construction, but the main things are still available and pretty once you get past the initial unattractiveness. It was pretty, a quick stop, and after appreciating the beauty for a moment we moved on.

Kitties at Nekobukuro Cat Cafe
We headed onward to Sunshine City Mall, which is this massive shopping mall with 60 floors in Ikebukuro, filled with restaurants and a planetarium and clothing stores and whatever, you name it they had it. Three of us hit up a Cat Cafe, Nekobukuro's Cat House, which two of us paid $5 for ("boy/girl couple discount price"), and my other friend paid $6 (the lonely cat-lover price?), and it was an unlimited amount of time until you left the room. It was a really nice little facility, with lots of awesome places for the cats, but it was kind of odd because of the way the cats have been raised. When you go to an animal shelter, cats run up to you, meowing, friendly, begging to be pet, but here, they are trained to respond to food and nothing else really, so they are actually kind of skiddish--they'll come when your palm is out flat with food, but if you pet them they run away, wanting to go back into hiding. It was kind of disappointing, but not really that surprising I guess, because if you train on the premise of food and not love, then that behavior is to be expected. There were five or six other Japanese people in there, a kind of high number considering it was a Friday afternoon, but they really are popular, because we passed several other ones on our trip here. (My friends also went to an Owl Cafe on Saturday, where they paid $3 for 3 minutes of holding the owl while drinking some tea. They said it was pretty cool, and that people there were also super friendly, so if you're more of a bird rather than a cat person, go for it you weirdo.)

After the Cat Cafe we found a sweet Mexican place that had a cheap lunch special, and I got a taco platter, which was pretty tasty considering everything I was eating was being made by a Japanese person. Tokyo really does have a massive variety of foods--I mean, Osaka does too, but if you want something "odd" (like Mexican food), then you have to be prepared to pay the price--but here it was fairly reasonable for a lot of oddball foreign food. We passed different Mexican places, hot dogs, bunches of Turkish and Greek food, whatever.
We split off to go to Yokohama Chinatown, which was only 25 minutes by Express Train. It was pretty, a lot like the other China town, just in a bigger, kinda less dirty feel. I got some more Kit-Kat's (all part of my grand scheme) special to Yokohama--strawberry cheesecake flavor!--and found some cute nicknacks before we walked over to the port side. It, too, was really pretty. Yokohama was all but completely made for dating, with its mini amusement park, beautiful waterfront parks surrounding it, and tons of cute places to go hang out and see. Truly made for the cutest dates possible, I was so jealous of all the girls there. Precious! Gah. Okay, I'm done. We went and met up with our friends again over by Shibuya station, the famous crosswalk, plus it's where the statue of Hachi(ko) is. This place really is insanely crowded, and when the light changes you better get moving, or else. We found a cheap place for dinner, a rice-gyudon-raw egg thing, which I was concerned about, but it was actually pretty tasty. It didn't make it taste like egg, just kind of made your rice not dry, and the best part is I didn't get violently ill. Huzzah! Some ~incredible~  Krispy Kreme later (did I say how incredible it was? Incredible!), we went back to our hostel to prepare for the next day.

On Saturday, because we already had our Japanese friend, a Tokyoite actually, with us on the trip, luckily was able to book us a highway bus, round trip, for $42, to Fujiyama, a famous area to see Mt. Fuji from. It was a two hour bus ride away, each way, and I did manage to sleep through a lot of it luckily. Japanese highways literally have huge walls blocking either side of the road, I guess to block out noise (even though there doesn't seem to be houses nearby) or prevent accidents, but it makes for an extremely boring ride, even during the daytime when you're going through gorgeous country areas. Such a shame. The bus dropped us off at a bus station, where there were free postcard/tickets to take you to another area to go see Fuji-san. It was cloudy and rainy though, and though the sun was desperately trying to peek out, there wasn't much luck on the sun's side that day. When we rode our cable car to the top of the mountain, usually an ideal place to view Fuji from, we could see it, and it was massive and breathtaking and beautiful, white-capped, but it was definitely extremely cloudy.
Fuji-san from Fujiyama
My camera struggled to pick it up half the time because of the brightness of the clouds, which is a shame, but hopefully my friends with me got some decent pictures with their stronger cameras. It was really incredible though, and I feel again like I did with Daibutsu--it was gorgeous, breathtaking, and something that is all but impossible to get onto film and be able to express. It truly was beautiful though, take my word for it. We also did some great souvenir shopping in this area, found a lot of cheap but cool stuff, and got free postcards in celebration of Fuji becoming a World Heritage Site! Yay Fuji! We got some delicious dinner from Fire House Burgers, a famous place I found online, and it was so good. Real meat-meat, finally! So satisfying. We also tried to go out and see the Rainbow Bridge that night, but unbeknowest to us, it's only rainbow colored three days out of the year, so instead it was just a regular bridge with a Statute of Liberty in front (this is probably the millionth Lady Liberty I've seen, I don't know why they have so many of her). It was a fun night though, regardless, spent with good people.

Vegetable tempura, Harajuku
Sunday we went to the Manekeneko "birthplace", Imado Shrine. This is one of two temples where it's believed the Manekeneko began, and the other one is just too darn far outside of Tokyo, so we tried this one instead. It's really charming, and I liked it just for all the cat stuff. We saw some Playstation Fair outside in Akihabara, and then headed to Meiji Shrine to get a few quick pictures. It has a really pretty front gate, but beyond that it isn't anything too incredible, but if you're nearby I suppose I'd stop in just to say I did. We meandered off to Harajuku in hopes of seeing some weird people, but disappointingly enough, we didn't see very many. Lots of oddball shops next door to each other, like Lolita next to goth, but it was pretty cool either way.  There are some good places to souvenir shop nearby too, like Oriental Bazzar, which had cheap "pretty" stuff, like pictures and wood block prints, so if you want decorating grown up stuff, there's your place. We got some tempura for lunch, and I got the vegetable tempura bowl, and let me tell you, if you want people to eat vegetables, just dip them in tempura batter and call it a day--it hides the taste of even the most unpleasant veggies. I ate squash, pumpkin, mushroom, eggplant, sweet potato, and something else I couldn't even identify! Impressive, especially if you know me. Pretty tasty. We tried finding weirdos over by Nakano Broadway, but they weren't there either (just a crap ton of figurines and flea-markety like stuff).

Monja
We got some monja, which is a kind of Tokyo version of okonomiyaki, so it's a flat-top fried batter with whatever you choose in it. I got a cheese one (after having to ask them to remove the mini shrimp--easily explained "allergy", but having them remove the fish flakes on top confused them thoroughly. "Just cheese?!" /sigh), but my friends got a curry flavor one and a "traditional Japanese" one, which they said both were delicious. You pour it out in front of you, in this special little order where you put mostly the stuff on top down first, creating a volcano center, then pour the batter in the center. You let it bubble and cook for a few moments, and then you can start eating it by scraping it up with the little spatula-like thing they give you. It was pretty tasty.
Monja before you pour it out
The next day, Monday, we went first to put our stuff in a coin locker at the station so we wouldn't have to lug it around. May I warn you that if you want to conveniently do this to do it early in the day? It was only 10 and almost all the lockers were full, except for the small ones big enough to fit a handbag. Luckily, my friend and I found one big enough to share and split for just $5 total--not bad for an all day rental. Oh, and keep in mind how FREAKING HOT the stations are. They are either cold and miserable or hot and stuffy, there is never a pleasant medium. Jesh.

Kumamon wants longevity, too!
We did some omiyage shopping in this big outdoor shopping area, and I found a very cute Kumamon hoodie for just $20. Lots of good shopping here, tons of food--it was a very happening area (which I can't exactly remember the name of, I just know it was somewhere near Ginza). We went to try to find kitchen town after this, hoping to find the place where they make all the fake plastic food displays, but instead we just found some kinda pathetic excuses for kitchen stores, so keep that in mind if you wanted to find the store with the "giant chef head". Eh. We headed off to Old People Town, better known as Sugamo. They are famous for their red underwear, believed to help with longevity and whatnawt. It was a really cute little shopping area, with really cheap tapestries and wall scrolls, huzzah! So many cute things.

Spam burger, courtesy of Freshness Burger
We went to Hipster Town next, or Shimokitazawa, because I unfortunately hang out with some closet hipsters here (hah hah...no but seriously). It was...hipster like. Lots of used and vintage clothing, coffee shops, little bars, weird stuff, Indie music. Just like someone would imagine with their reputation. It was cute, I suppose, and I did get to try some Freshness Burger (a mostly Tokyo chain), where I ordered a Spam burger. Mmm good! Makes me miss home.

We wrapped it all up by visiting Shibuya one last time, saying goodbye to faithful Hachi, and grabbing some doughnuts for the road. Back on the night bus, a sleepless ride later, I arrived back in my room by 7:30, just enough time to shower, eat, and head to school. Midterms and midterms later, here we are, with a crappy week filled with papers and work, but it was definitely a great vacation. It was weird to be surrounded by SO many foreigners, and it was crazy how many people (both foreign and Japanese) spoke English. Kind of made a bad thing of our habit of just talking about people two inches away from us...whoops!

Mango/Banana Vending Machine
The Tokyo subway system is insane, let's just say that much. If you're going to be coming on vacation, look into the passes you can get while still outside of Japan with your passport, because if not it will quickly add up. We bought the TOEI/Metro pass ($10) 3 days of the 5 days we were there because you definitely use that up, plus some of the places farther outside that a lot of people want to see you may have to pay for on top of that just to get outside of the major metropolitan area. Transportation adds up fast in Japan, period, something I've been trying to emphasize even in Osaka and Kyoto, and Tokyo was no exception to that rule...just in a much more complicated manner. I've never done so many transfers in my entire life, there was at least two or three for everywhere we had to go, which just means you're doing a LOT of walking, even if you just counted the steps you take inside the station, I'm sure it adds up to miles, up and down stairs and around corners and across entire stations and back up and back down and...you get my point, right? I think I gave myself shin splints or something, I literally have bruises up and down the tops of my feet, and I wore what are (normally) pretty comfortable boots all week. You should probably bring real shoes, like tennis shoes or even Crocs, anything with support. You won't regret it. Oh, and foot deodorant. That's important too.
Do you see the old lady with purple hair?!

I've seen some grandma's here rocking crazy fashion and, sometimes, some odd hair, but nothing compares to Tokyo's grandmas. I saw green hair, some with blue stripes, others with purple, or wearing crazy plaid or colors that match their hair, or something along those lines. It kind of catches you off guard when you see a sweet, short little hunched over person walk past you rocking a punk rocker 'do.

Random!

Have I mentioned they back their cars in everywhere? Don't know why. Even on spots that are supremely daunting or with their massive friggin' mini-van-mobiles.

My friend, a Japanese guy who drives, says in all his years of driving (he's 25), he's never seen a single car accident. Apparently they aren't too common, as this is kind of a common theme if you talk to Japanese kids. Lots of bike-car/people-car accidents, but car-car collisions are more uncommon. Odd, considering how terrifying they drive. Perhaps it's just because of their awesome car technology here. Who knows.

The other weekend, I got my money out from the bank account I opened here, on a Saturday around 1pm, out of my bank's ATM. Can you believe I got charged a service fee, just got doing the transaction on a Saturday...? NO ONE was there, it is just the machine and me, and yet, boom, service fee, 175 yen, which is as much as I get charged for taking money out of my own account from America. I do NOT understand the point of this, and if you are ever to come here, make sure you don't open a bank with Sumitomo, it just isn't worth it. Find a different one who charges less stupid fees, or have a good bank in America if you're just here for a semester or so.

Their money is freakishly crisp, clean, and straight. Japanese people are super against fussing up their money, so even the men carry long wallets to fit the bills. It's nice but kind of makes you feel guilty when you just want to fold it and carry it somewhere more convenient. Also, having "big money" be coins is super weird--you drop a coin in America, you can be upset if it rolls down the drain, but lose a coin here, it could be $5. This happened to me in Miyajima, actually, where it fell into the bay, but luckily it fell onto a step, so with the help of a friend keeping my balance and fighting against the crashing waves, I managed to grab it (despite cutting my wrist up on the dang barnacles) and save my 500 yen coin ($5). I was always a penny pincher in America, but I can't imagine how weird I'll look when I come back, flailing around to save pennies and dimes.


We're cute, right?

Fire House burger--bacon cheeseburger with egg. Mmm!
Imado Shrine
Hachi statue, Shibuya Station

Bunny kidney punching the raccoon
Delicious doughnut

Yokohama